It's true. Sometimes we do, in fact, call our cat "Slutty Kitty". Or "Kitten Whore". Because...well...just look at the picture.
She gets into things she shouldn't and ends up in places that only cause drama for the rest of us.
P.S. Those names are only intended for my cat. I would never use those terms for, say, a fellow human being (Unless said fellow human being was trying to hook up with Pierce or something. Then those rules would go flying out the window). All in good fun, people. All in good fun.