lucky for you, i'll spare the details.
let's just say, after a lovely afternoon at my niece's birthday party where I got thrown into the pool fully-clothed, i was the victim of a prank that left me, literally, pants-less for about three seconds.
and when i say pants-less, i'm not talking "oh, gosh, you saw me in my Victoria's Secret boy shorts...how embarrassing!" i'm talking bare-assed with only enough spare time to cover the crucial parts before everyone realized what had happened to me but, thankfully, had the decency to look away while I rectified the situation.
those were the longest three seconds of my life.
but other than that, i had a fabulous weekend.
thank God i have a good sense of humor.